Showing posts with label color me badd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label color me badd. Show all posts

Monday, 23 April 2007

dick in a box

you've all seen the saturday night live sketch where trousersnake parodies early 90s slow jams and, well, himself actually, if his hit rate is to be believed. maybe his moves are more sophisticated now, but I bet preteen justin listened and learned. janet jackson, scarlett johansson, emma bunton, cameron diaz, beyonce, britney, christina, alyssa milano, that dancer..countless others...they all fell for it.

in 1991, color me badd started something. three years after george michael's 'i want your sex' was banned, songs about sex hit the charts so fast that the regulators just gave up, it seems. la tour's 'people are still having sex', salt-n-pepa's 'let's talk about sex' and the divinyls' 'i touch myself' were successful but they didn't respectively alter the output of house, hiphop and rock in the way that 'i wanna sex you up' achieved.

until then new jack swing was mostly slickly produced, frenetic workouts requiring the running man dance, which was never going to work as foreplay really, was it? thus, bedroom music was, if not born, kicked into the 90s and made saucier than ever.

color me badd never quite replicated the success of their first single, mostly because all of their other songs were shit. they started to overdo the foreplay and lost the sleaze, by appearing in magazines gushing about how they loved to stroke a woman's hair, buy her roses and chocolates, before getting her into bed.

no woman on earth was gonna fall for that. but we do have them to thank for 90s slow jams and probably a lot of kids now aged about 15 or 16...

ten rude songs with which to woo your 90s lover - download here


color me badd - i wanna sex you up
obviously. I prefer the new jack city version not the way too obvious 'let me take off all your clothes...'. cos that was the one we used to sing in classes run by ageing substitute teachers, leading them to denounce us as 'devil children'. lol. no, i didn't go to a convent.



r.kelly - your body's calling
I was alarmed when my then five year old cousin named r.kelly as his favourite singer. turned out he'd only heard 'i believe I can fly' and 'gotham city'. phew! i was so not gonna be buying him '12 play' for christmas.


kut klose - I like
I really like this song. and they do that popular mid 90s girl group 'ohyeaheehyeahahahyeahyeah' bit in the chorus. oh you know what i mean... kut klose were keith sweat's girl group and they had some great slow jams on their one and only album.


changing faces - keep it right there
nice remix by creepy devante of jodeci. changing faces improved over time from their awful debut 'stroke you up' to 2000's great 'that other woman'.


jodeci - freek'n'you
later jodeci track bumped in every clapped out boy racer in london at some point in 1996. thanks to condition of said cars, it rarely had the desired effect on the ladies, sadly, and they looked a bit er, gay.


aaliyah - age ain't nothin' but a number
except it is when you're 14, from a legal standpoint. try to ignore that fact and enjoy babygirl's cooing vocals.

1-900 - oh
forgotten new jack swing slowie with a nice color me badd style beat. so obscure i couldn't find a picture of them.


adina howard - freak like me
the sugababes cover used an 80s electro classic and was coolly clever, but dropped the sleaziness of the original like a hot potato. which was half the point.


silk - freak me
another level's later cover version sounds impressively copycat given that they're essex boys. but the original beats out dane bowers and co any day, for those that know.


swv - downtown
if you can't work this song out you're not old enough to be reading this. swv, along with mary j blige, inspired many of today's r&b acts.

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

purple music


so, for my first post i'm tackling the big one. prince.

well, prince himself is rather small but his catalogue of work is...a monstrosity. with another artist, a prolific output could amount to countless filler, mediocre demos and alternate (ie. crap) versions of their better known work. but with prince, not so much.

some of prince's b-sides, leftover album tracks and unreleased gems are as popular amongst fans as his hits. and just when you think there can't be any more, he unleashes yet more lost jams - seriously, from 1976 to 1990 this man must have only have been let out of the studio to perform.

I'm going through a serious prince moment right now. 2007 has seen a return to his patented minneapolis funk style amongst the r&b community in particular. p diddy and fergie's press play reject 'all night long', ashanti's 'my number babe' and unklejam's 'love ya' to name just three.

one of the disconcerting things about growing up listening to prince was that at an early age, you suspected that you were already taller than him. his songs had cute, girly titles like 'pink cashmere', 'peach and 'kiss' that failed to alert your parents to the rudeness that lied beneath. and like most little girls he loved purple and was unashamedly crazy. he loved to dress up and act like a diva - we identified.

during the 'symbol' era, many thought he had taken self-obsession a step too far - he thought he was unique, and therefore untouchable. the critics disagreed but guess who ended up being right?

one of great things about prince is that he was happy to share the limelight. to give up some of his best songwriting to other artists such as chaka khan (i feel for you), the bangles (manic monday), and sinead o'connor (nothing compares 2 u), was an inspired move that ensured his longevity. back in the day, when you literally bought the album and hoped for new b sides, his output was consistent rather than overwhelming and you never had the opportunity to get tired of him (beyonce, take note). whilst his latest protege or composition, liberally sprinkled with his signature style, wowed the public, he was backstage plotting his next move.

he remains to this day the daddy of the protege business, using his purple magic to launch the albeit short-lived careers of taja sevelle, vanity 6, jill jones and sheila e amongst others, and the various bands he performed with over the duration of his career - the time, the family, the revolution and the new power generation.

this is my current hard to find prince top 10 - it changes daily. i have more prince on my mp3 player than any other artist - about 150 tracks. ok, so these days you can download anything but these are non-album tracks, at least.

top 10 hard-to-find prince mp3s... download here

17 days
originally written for vanity 6 sequel project appollonia, prince eventually released this as the b side to 'when doves cry' in 1984. amazing bassline, almost as good as the a side.

wonderful ass
classic prince circa purple rain. no idea why it didn't make the cut - maybe warner bros. couldn't handle the concept of a song with 'ass' in the title? well, it was 1983.

sex
again, prince tells it like it is and this gem doesn't make the cut for the 'batdance' soundtrack released in 1989. just before color me badd moved the boundaries of acceptability...

tell me how u wanna b done
remix of 'the continental' from the 'symbol' album. but much better.

cindy c
1987's controversial 'black album' was pulled due to concern over the overt eroticism of the lyrics...uh...had they been listening to the other lyrics up until this point? prince apparently had a huge crush on cindy crawford, despite her towering over him by a good nine inches.

erotic city
ok, so prince is obsessed with sex. but this b side to 'let's go crazy' is a fan favourite and still tears up the dancefloor.

love or $
hard to find track featured in the film 'under the cherry moon' that failed to make the cut for the accompanying soundtrack, 'parade'. only ever officially released as the b side to 'kiss'.

last heart
an album track from the 1985 'dream factory' project that got shelved when prince was forced to streamline the content to create 1987's 'sign of the times' album.

18 and over
1991 diamonds and pearls-era reject that picks up where 'gett off' and 'cream' left off...

underneath the cream
a track from 2004's 'chocolate invasion' album which was only available via the npg music club.

expect more prince in future posts...