Showing posts with label salt-n-pepa. Show all posts
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Monday, 21 May 2007

the true sound of miami



what's freestyle? even if you think you aren't familiar, chances are that if you have more than a passing interest in hiphop r&b soul or even house and garage, then you will have heard several of its exponents.

originating from miami in the mid 80s, freestyle can best be described as a straight mashup of electro, hiphop, r&b, house...anything goes. hence the name. it became hiphop for girls. yes, female rappers such as roxanne (both of them) salt-n-pepa and jj fad were doing their thing, but this was much sweeter and more accessible.

sometimes, it was so plaintive as to be almost offkey and out of tune but I think that adds to its charm, and is more honest than giving cassie, britney and mya recording contracts and manipulating their weedy warblings. freestyle sounded like it had been made on a casio keyboard, and it most probably had been. the studio version without the 'wake me up before you go go' demo button though. vocals that sounded like they had been recorded into a handheld tape deck gave the whole affair a more dangerous edge.

the look? quintessential late 80s styling with a latin edge. big backcombed curls, big earrings...and relaxed pastels for the heat. freestyle itself could perhaps be summarised with the above image - aspirational neon cocktail. totally 80s, totally miami.

when I visited florida a few years ago, I didn't expect to hear any freestyle. i thought that one of the things that had made me want to visit miami for so long would be long gone, a distant memory of twenty and thirtysomethings now fully immersed in the house or r&b scenes. but it was everywhere!




crunk had just exploded but from the local radio stations, you'd never guess. we cruised happily up and down the a1a, and in and out of walgreens and taco bell, to the sounds of freestyle for two weeks. i highly recommend florida to anyone needing some sunny late 80s nostalgia...


ten sounds of party 93.1 south florida - download here


lil suzy - take me
well, if i hadn't known this track before i went to florida, i certainly did by the time i arrived home. played about four times a day and considering we didn't spend that much time in the car listening to party 93.1, you can safely assume this was a dj favourite...







stevie b - spring love
uk peeps may only know stevie b for his dreary 1991 hit 'because i love you'. it seems the only reason he got away with releasing that dirge was that he had already established some credibility on the freestyle circuit. and promptly flushed it down the toilet.


nice and wild - diamond girl
no pic exists for this group, who had several freestyle club hits - this is my favourite. perfect example of electro meets hiphop meets 80s jheri curl soul.



expose - let me be the one

i do remember expose being hyped as the next big thing in smash hits in the late 80s. well, they didn't take off in the uk but appear to have done well natively and are fondly remembered. i think when en vogue arrived i was slightly confused then realised they were a completely different group.





cover girls - show me
like expose, touted as the next big thing but the uk didn't really get freestyle so they sank without trace until they shifted direction. i seem to remember they covered 'wishing on a star' so they must have had some success over here.






lisa lisa and cult jam - i wonder if i take you home
electro favourite that was hard to categorise at the time. lisa lisa and cult jam continued to have success, with 'all cried out' (later covered by allure and 112) and c&c music factory remixed 'let the beat hit em' (heard that on the radio last week - still sounds amazing). lisa went solo in 1994 with album 'LL77' to rapturous reviews but uh, it was all a bit alternative and grey for me...i much preferred the colourful nonsense of the 80s.






shannon - let the music play
perhaps the first freestyle hit, apart from freeez's 'iou', which i'm not sure counts as they were from london, not miami. plus, 'iou' was a wedding reception favourite even back in the day, which surely disqualifies them. anyway, this track along with madonna's poppier 'holiday, changed the face of dance music in 1984.




joyce sims - all and all

this song was doing nothing and going nowhere until kurtis mantronik picked it up and laid the vocals over his 'bassline' instrumental. suddenly it was everywhere and not everyone realises its a remix - a bootleg at that.





debbie deb - when i hear music
one of the biggest freestyle hits. i had to include a more recent photo of debbie as she looks awful in her 80s shots. circulation defying skintight bleached jeans, sausage in a condom style boob tube, blonde hairdo that looks like it would come off in one piece...ick...sometimes i'm glad i wasn't really old enough to pick all of my own clothes in the 80s.







seduction - two to make it right
much like expose and the cover girls, assembled to cash in on their success. probably wore the least clothes out of the three and had the least hits as well...

Monday, 23 April 2007

dick in a box

you've all seen the saturday night live sketch where trousersnake parodies early 90s slow jams and, well, himself actually, if his hit rate is to be believed. maybe his moves are more sophisticated now, but I bet preteen justin listened and learned. janet jackson, scarlett johansson, emma bunton, cameron diaz, beyonce, britney, christina, alyssa milano, that dancer..countless others...they all fell for it.

in 1991, color me badd started something. three years after george michael's 'i want your sex' was banned, songs about sex hit the charts so fast that the regulators just gave up, it seems. la tour's 'people are still having sex', salt-n-pepa's 'let's talk about sex' and the divinyls' 'i touch myself' were successful but they didn't respectively alter the output of house, hiphop and rock in the way that 'i wanna sex you up' achieved.

until then new jack swing was mostly slickly produced, frenetic workouts requiring the running man dance, which was never going to work as foreplay really, was it? thus, bedroom music was, if not born, kicked into the 90s and made saucier than ever.

color me badd never quite replicated the success of their first single, mostly because all of their other songs were shit. they started to overdo the foreplay and lost the sleaze, by appearing in magazines gushing about how they loved to stroke a woman's hair, buy her roses and chocolates, before getting her into bed.

no woman on earth was gonna fall for that. but we do have them to thank for 90s slow jams and probably a lot of kids now aged about 15 or 16...

ten rude songs with which to woo your 90s lover - download here


color me badd - i wanna sex you up
obviously. I prefer the new jack city version not the way too obvious 'let me take off all your clothes...'. cos that was the one we used to sing in classes run by ageing substitute teachers, leading them to denounce us as 'devil children'. lol. no, i didn't go to a convent.



r.kelly - your body's calling
I was alarmed when my then five year old cousin named r.kelly as his favourite singer. turned out he'd only heard 'i believe I can fly' and 'gotham city'. phew! i was so not gonna be buying him '12 play' for christmas.


kut klose - I like
I really like this song. and they do that popular mid 90s girl group 'ohyeaheehyeahahahyeahyeah' bit in the chorus. oh you know what i mean... kut klose were keith sweat's girl group and they had some great slow jams on their one and only album.


changing faces - keep it right there
nice remix by creepy devante of jodeci. changing faces improved over time from their awful debut 'stroke you up' to 2000's great 'that other woman'.


jodeci - freek'n'you
later jodeci track bumped in every clapped out boy racer in london at some point in 1996. thanks to condition of said cars, it rarely had the desired effect on the ladies, sadly, and they looked a bit er, gay.


aaliyah - age ain't nothin' but a number
except it is when you're 14, from a legal standpoint. try to ignore that fact and enjoy babygirl's cooing vocals.

1-900 - oh
forgotten new jack swing slowie with a nice color me badd style beat. so obscure i couldn't find a picture of them.


adina howard - freak like me
the sugababes cover used an 80s electro classic and was coolly clever, but dropped the sleaziness of the original like a hot potato. which was half the point.


silk - freak me
another level's later cover version sounds impressively copycat given that they're essex boys. but the original beats out dane bowers and co any day, for those that know.


swv - downtown
if you can't work this song out you're not old enough to be reading this. swv, along with mary j blige, inspired many of today's r&b acts.